John Terry

bigstevie · Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:54 pm Post subject: John Terry

Got my nephew a new John Terry replica Chelsea kit the other day but had to take it back to the shops......the shorts wouldn't stay up.

Wayne Bridge has given his wife a model of his willy made of Cadbury's chocolate, she likes it but prefers Terry's

The England squad have all voted for John Terry to stay on as captain and go with them to South Africa in the summer. With wives and girlfriends banned by Capello, no one wants that fecker left behind.

Wayne Bridge has said that he will never play for England again as long as John Terry is the captain. England fans are hoping that John Terry bones Emile Heskey's missus before the summer.
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Graeme · First Team Joined: 09 May 2009 Posts: 134

All belters!

KT_Turnstile · Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:05 pm Post subject:

Robbie keane only signed for Celtic to get his missus out of London before John Terry got round to her.
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fudston fud · Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Posts: 3 Location: F***n miles away

I just heard that Fabio Cappello phoned Wayne Bridge to tell him that John Terry has lost the England captains armband.
He then asked him if he would have a quick look under his bed to see if it was there.

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Mucker · Manager Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 704

I got a text today that said John Terry has done nothing wrong. All coaching manuals state that if the full back leaves a hole its the centre backs job to fill it.
Laughing

Delboy · Manager Joined: 22 Oct 2008 Posts: 699 Location: Kilbirnie

John terry has now lost the England Captaincy.

Blastieboy · Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:35 pm Post subject: Who cares?

Who the fck cares!!
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Jocks Burn · Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:57 pm Post subject:

Blasties4ever · Manager Joined: 13 Jul 2002 Posts: 386

I love the who got the job. Terry gets fired for having a bit on the side and they give the captaincy to the guy who got the longest suspension in English football history for dodging a drugs test. You couldn't make it up.